aha. i can tell from the look on your face that my behavior has surprised you. perhaps my past behavior had lead you to believe i’d respond to this circumstance differently? you’ve just encountered one of my trademark “multitudes”
I feel like enough time has passed since Steven Universe ending to say this: inventing your own alter ego and then launching a war against yourself is an iconic move actually. It’s like if Batman and Bruce Wayne had public beef except if entire armies were involved. She really Did That. She said “go big or go home” and then went so big that no-one could ever go home, and then changed the fate of the entire galaxy by faking her own death. She slutted it up bisexually and broke countless hearts along the way. Iconic move after iconic move. Non-stop slaying. A queen an icon a legend. No-one does it like her.
Imagine living in the universe where you have to admit that your entire shit got rocked and you got played like a goddamn fiddle by this living powder puff:
“umm I hope you guys know orcs would kill you if you tried to fuck them” whaaat holy shit man orcs are typically depicted as chaotic evil savages? no waaay dude, this whole time I’ve been eroticizing the monstrous as a deliberate critique of the racist and ableist undertones in the classical orc archetype, when I should have simply realized that elements of popular fiction are objective absolutes that can’t be reexamined or remixed through the cultural lens of the ever-shifting presentttttt
“You can access the Chao Kindergarten from the Chao Lobby, through the door opposite the regular Chao Garden; this door will only appear once you have hatched a Chao.” - Chao Island
Art-orientred gamedev: hello and welcome to my dating sim where you’ll be able to romance a dozen beautifully crafted characters in a generic RPG Maker setting
Programming-oriented gamedev: when the white_box_TEMP.png and black_box_TEMP.png have a similar Combat value, a randomly-generated formula calculates the damage dealt based on your motherboard’s serial number and current weather in Wisconsin
